I’m no blog virgin. Check out my first baby if weird diets interest you: https://thehungryguineapig.wordpress.com/

I’m not religious. I’m not a coffee addict. I have a young daughter who I think is the bee’s knees, but in general, I find children annoying.  I like to swear. Welcome to my grounds for bitching. Enjoy.

**2018 Update: Sorry, readers. Currently, I am relishing my free moments somewhere else. I’ve been focusing my writing efforts on various non-parental topics offline. Because honestly, at the end of the day, I’m ready to abort mom-mode. This is subject to change in the future, so feel free to check back occasionally.**